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The Gold Standard

BARRY MANILOW

The benchmark against which all rhyming greatness must be measured.

Which name rhymes best with Barry Manilow?

Gary Barlow

Singer

Votes: 1
33% of total vote

Jean Harlow

Actress

Votes: 2
67% of total vote

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Deirdre Barlow

Coronation Street

Votes: 0
0% of total vote

Mariah Carey

Singer (questionable rhyme, huge energy)

Votes: 0
0% of total vote

Voting awaits your wisdom.

Total votes cast: 3
Current leader: Jean Harlow

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IMAGE CREDITS

Gary Barlow: Gary Barlow performing at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow during the Wonderland Live tour in 2017. Photo by Marc E., from Flickr. Licensed under CC BY 2.0. Source: original image.

Jean Harlow: Publicity photo of Jean Harlow from the 1930s. Public domain in the United States.

Barry Manilow: Barry Manilow backstage at 54 Below, 2019. Photo by PhilipRomanoPhoto, via Wikimedia Commons. Licensed under CC BY 4.0.

Mariah Carey: Mariah Carey at the Library of Congress, December 2023. Photo by Shawn Miller / Library of Congress. No known copyright restrictions (public domain).